Praneeth:
20GB ka syllabus hai, 20MB hum padte hai, 10 KB yaad rehta hai, Bytes mein answer likthe hai, aur bits mein marks aate hai, yeh hai hamara aajkal ka ENGINEERING.....
Mahesh:
End 4 love is marraige, end 4 frndship is Death, I'll choose 2nd one and u make a right choice in Future...
Praneeth:
Help ever, hurt never, love ever, hate never!!
Give ever, expect never, smile ever, cry never!!
Think of me ever, Forget me never..
Be a friend forever...
Mythili:
Na juban se..
na nigahon se..
na dimag se,
na dilwalon se..
na greeting se..
na gift se..
aapko happy birthday seedha dil se..
Karthik:
Today if anyony praises you for your
1.Beauty
2.nature
3.style
4.attitude
kick them..
how dare they FOOL U before april...
Mahesh:
attendance
tiger...
yes sir..
eagle
present sir..
rabbit..
present sir...
monkey
present sir..
donkey
reading this sms sir...
NNL-14/06/06-8:28pm:
God saw me hungry...he gave me a pizza
He saw me thirsty..hea gave me pepsi..
He saw me walking...he gave a benz..
he saw me without any problem...and created u...
Mahesh-14/6/6-8:29pm:
Log milthe hai...."EVERYTIME"
pasand aate hai..."SOMETIME"
dosti hoti hai..."ONETIME"
jo retha hai...."LIFETIME"
Mahesh-15/06/06-9:41am:
New style of proposing a gal...."I've spent many sleepless nights for ur love....But i dont want my son 2 do the same 4 ur daughter...so lets make them brother and sister..."
NNL-15/06/06-1:01pm:
Friendship is have a friend as special and sweet as u make my each day beautiful and my life worthwhile...
NNL-20/06/06:
5 reasons why i like u--
1:
u are never boring...
2:
u know how 2 make me smile...
3:
u are my friend..
4:
u are perfect...
5:
u always see my sms with a pleasant smile....
NNL-20/06/06-12:56pm:
you=lovely
you=perfect
you=beautiful
you=amazing
you=sweet
you=cute
you=genious
you=fantastic
you=fabulous
me=liar
good company yaar!!!
NNL-20/06/06-12:54pm:
The rain may cover the sun but we know that the sun never forgets to shine just like u...we may not see eachother often butu'll always shine in mu thoughts...
Adithya-21/06/06-11:16am:
Promise me we are true friends.I am the heart you are the beat. I am the water you are the fish. I am the moon and you are the star. I am the tree and you are the monkey...
Adithya-21/06/06-1:28pm:
When i send u sms, it doesn't mean u have to do the same...
u can also send fruits,pizza,chocolates,cds,dvds, etc....even dd's and cheques are also accepted...
Praneeth-29/05/06-8:01pm:
Life is full of hurdles and pains, don't give up even if you fall get up...
stand straight...and ASk
EVADU BEY TOSINDHI?
Mahesh-29/05/06-6:50pm:
I have many options...
poisoning,drowing,hanging my neck, jumping from building. head under train, crashing my car...
BUT I CHOOSE ENGINEERING!!!
Sravani-29/05/06-7:22pm:
Why is fire engine red in color?
Bcoz fire engine has ladder...ladder has steps...steps are a foot is measured by a ruler...A ruler can be a king or a queen...Elizabeth was queen of england..Elizabeth was also name of a ship...ship floats on water...water has fish...fishes have fins...fins are also people of finland..the national flag of finland is red..so fire engine is red in color....
THIS IS THE ENGINEERING STUDENTS PATTERN OF EXAM WRITING
Mahesh-30/05/06:
Bacteria ke chromosomal DNA ke thymine nucleatides ke 5th carbon ke outershell ke 4th electron ki kasam...sirf disturb karne ke liye sms kiya...
Mahesh-30/05/06-10:39am:
Life is short so break the rules...forgive quickly,believe clowly,love truly,laugh uncontrolably...and never regret anythingthat made u smile...
Mahesh:
Ek tanha raat mein aapki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne cigarette jalayi, na jane phir kaisi qayamat si aayi, ke kambakth dhoovey ne bhi aapki tasveer banayi....
Sending 10000000000 smiles....take 1 for now and keep the 999999999 under ur pillow pick out one everytime....bcoz i want to see u smiling always...
6 birds were sitting on tree. A hunter saw that and shot over the tree...5 birds flew away but 1 birds was sitting like that only....whhy????
..............................balupu(nee lage)......
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